Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Watch a network burn to ashes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Aren’t you glad they’re fucked up asses?
Fa la la la la, la la la la

This is my submission for the theme songs to http://www.g4istoast.com.  Enjoy.  Oh, and nice to see you online again Mike, believe it or not, we missed you man! (OK, just me and Kevin missed you, but that does constitute WE, but not in the....oh screw it, we missed ya)