Wait for it......ahhhh, there Yes folks, it's that time of year we all hate. Yes I'm talking about the end of school. I have compiled a list of things I'll miss: * Exams * Getting up at 6:30 A.M. * Taking out the trash * Feeding small snails * Homework * Retarded teachers * The tuna cheese on a stick * Being set on fire * Being called a "nerd" (I prefer GEEK!) * Baby oil all over the floors Oh yes, how I will miss school over the summer. And alas, I only have one more year at my beloved school. Whatever shall I do to keep from leaving such a lovable school? But seriously, 2 DAYS LEFT. I have been counting down since around 1,584,152 days left, took a hella lot of paper but was well worth it. Just a couple more of those dang exams to take and a few more school "lunches" to choke down and then it's 2 1/2 months of freedom work. Plans for this summer: * Work * Sleep * Buy a new road bike * Sleep * Get a couple more groovy web pages going * Sleep * Eat poop loads of cheese * Sleep * Lose 856.215 lbs * Sleep * Find a girl that enjoys the company of yours truely I think I've got my work cut out for myself ;-b. Anyone wanna help? I have plenty of sleep I could use a hand with. Also any Aquafina water that you could donate could only help the cause. As for pay, you get to listen to me blab for yet ANOTHER year! I know I know, You're excited! It's only natural to enjoy my geeky sence of humor and my horrible speleign mistsaeks. But you love me anyway (checks in the mail). Posted by chris at 08:39 PM School • (0) Trackbacks