New Job
My cell phone rang this afternoon and it was Peg, head of hiring for the RIAA. They fianlly processed my application for employment. Yes, I now work for the RIAA. What do I do exactly? My job is to try and get my little high school buddies to say they download music off the net, then call in the police and arrest them on the spot. I'm also supposed to look out for pirated copies of movies and report them to our sister company, the MP guys. This should be a fun job because everyone trusts me and would never think of me ratting me out. I get $1000 for every person I bust. I love this country.
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chris at 11:06 PM
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