Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Watch a network burn to ashes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Aren’t you glad they’re fucked up asses?
Fa la la la la, la la la la
This is my submission for the theme songs to http://www.g4istoast.com. Enjoy. Oh, and nice to see you online again Mike, believe it or not, we missed you man! (OK, just me and Kevin missed you, but that does constitute WE, but not in the....oh screw it, we missed ya)

I should have done this a LONG time ago. But I play Halo2 on Live almost nightly, so I figured you guys might want to play with me. I go by tuxedoed shrimp, I don’t add anyone WITHOUT a voice message so I kinda know who they are, at least say you read my blog or something. I’m usually playing team games. Games I also play on Live
Crimson Skies
Counter-Strike
Top Spin
Madden NFL 2005
See you on LIVE!
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1. What did you do in 2004 that you’d never done before?
Payed Rent
2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Nope, didn’t have one girlfriend in 2004
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Nope
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope
5. What countries did you visit?
America
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
A woman to hold
7. What dates from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
June 20th (the day I moved out on my own)
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Became a manager at a reputable company
9. What was your biggest failure?
Not finding a woman to hold
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nope, just finally healed from the broken arm of 2003
11. What was the best thing you bought?
My XBox
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Dan, he taught me many things about my job (like goofing off without the boss knowing)
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Janet Jackson - Not that I dislike boobies, it’s just I dislike nasty-ass ones like her’s
14. Where did most of your money go?
Rent
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
NVidia getting their ass back into the video card market
16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
Green Day - Jesus of Suburbia (probably be the same song next year)
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) happier or sadder? Sadder (see last post)
b) thinner or fatter? Thinner (ahh, gotta love free gym access)
c) richer or poorer? Poorer (until rescently I was making min. wage paying $250 rent, $100/mo groceries, and $50/mo cell phone, ya I was poor)
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Talked to girls (still needs a lotta work)
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Worrying
20. Did you fall in love in 2004?
No, wish I would have
21. How many one-night stands?
0
22. What was your favorite TV program?
I gotta give it to a Last Comic Standing too bad they had to cancel it
23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Yes, Electronic Arts
24. What was the best book you read?
Reread Sphere, great book
25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Green Day
26. What was your favorite film of this year?
Gotta give it to Garfield, not a great movie but I’ve loved Garfield since I was 5, he helped teach me to read
27. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Worked, double shift if I remember right
28. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A female (seeing any kind of patern here?
29. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
I really couldn’t care any less about fashion, I wear what I own, I have $0 for new clothes other than to replace ones that wear out, I try to look halfway descent, but I’m not out to impress ANYONE.
30. What kept you sane?
My XBox
31. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Jay London (Last Comic standing contestant)
32. What political issue stirred you the most?
SPAM Email, no one cares about it, CAN-SPAM is useless, the government is completely tech illeriate, and it makes me sick, SPAM and Spyware WILL kill the internet if nothing is done within 7 years, mark my word.
33. Who did you miss?
Nate, my best friend back up north, I can’t get him to get his ass down here (even for a Larry the Cable Guy concert!). He must be afraid of all the hotties on campus.
34. Who was the best new person you met?
Drew Cross, funny funny man, he works down the hall from me. Great guy. Plus he likes Halo so it’s all good
35. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
You ARE responcible for your actions, but YOU DO NOT have to be lectured about them to understand them..
36. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don’t know where it goes
But it’s home to me and I walk alone (auctually Winamp shuffled to that song as I wrote the lyrics)
2004 was descent, I’ll always remember things like moving out and graduating and such, but much can be improved upon. All I can do is try and make the best of it, and hit on every girl I see
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Thanks to Phil for the template.
Posted by chris at 09:46 PM (0) TrackbacksWhat a horrible week! I’m just gonna list the bad crap, it should clear most of itself out soon, but it just all came at once and sucks more than a horny hooker.
-Lost power Wednesday due to an ice storm, no power for 5 days.
-When power returned my webhost was under a MASSIVE DDoS and I no way to tell my clients until almost after the fact.
-My boss quit, new management, fun (can’t say anymore on here)
-IvyTech screwed up my financial aid stuff and now I’ve got to sort it all out, they screwed my royally.
-I’m starting to get comment spam in EE. I’ve been 100% spam comment free for 6 months, and I just got done deleteing 300+ comments ONE BY ONE. Needless to say from now on comments will be no longer functioning for NON-REGISTERED users. All users fill have to be approved to comment. I ***HATE*** this mothod but I hate comment spam more. There is a leaky basement in hell with an eternal lock on it. In this place you must watch Richard Simmons 24/7/365/forever. This is where spammers will go when they die.
-My schedule got rearranged and now if I work my scheduled time I’ll miss my first class of the semester.
-Paypal “thinks” someone accessed my account, so they limited it’s use, there is $45 in there I could REALLY use.
There is more but I can’t talk about it here, be assured it’s been a crappy, crappy week. Not a good way to start out 2005 AT ALL. God help me.
Posted by chris at 05:42 PM (0) TrackbacksHere’s to 2005, a year of hot women and fast CPU’s......Shit who am I kidding, I mean another year of loneliness, work and damn school.
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