Tuesday, April 30, 2002
Not my day! I have gotta quit doing these vanity searches on Google. I just searched for my name and found the following:

"4) Who the hell is Chris Hileman and why is his bullshit always showing up on my blog? If you're trying to hack me fucker, you're messing with the wrong witch. If someone else is using your site for hacking people, they're still fucking with the wrong witch. There's more than one way to skin a cat, so to speak, and I won't tolerate this bullshit."

First of all, let's get this stright. I know NOTHING about this. I couldn't hack Windows box even if I knew the password. I'm just your average geek. This person seems to think I'm hacking them or something. Their site isn't even up. The only way I could read that was using Google's cached version. I'm not afraid of witches. I think that maybe my site is coming up as a referrer to their site and they think I'm port sniffing or something like that. Folks, I'm a little web person too! I don't want me server crashed just as you don't want your crashed! When my site is down I go nuts. Why would I want to opress that on anyone? I don't care who you are, which - so be it, but I'm not hacking you. if someone is hacking you with my server, then they arn't anymore, I've moved to a much better host. Again I quote the great Chris Pirillo "You have not arrived on the internet until you have a hate group" My hate group seems to be excepting new members. Anyone else care to join? Posted by chris at 11:56 PM Internet
Thanks a lot Mike! Ok, if you have been reading my blog for a month you know that on April Fool's day :mikec and I traded blogs for a day. Well of course being the sneaky (and downright funny) people we are, we cracked on each other a little bit.

Well anyway, Mike wanted to be funny and post this. Yes, I laughed, I bet he laughed twice as hard while he was writing it. I had no hard feelings about it til now. I just check my referrers and noticed that 5 people have hit this site looking for "no undies". Thanks Mike, I'm trying to make a name for myself on this blog and you had to give me this stinker. :wink j/k.

UPDATE: If you search Google for "no undies" I am the 2nd site. Damn you Mike! Posted by chris at 11:29 PM April Fools
Hmm, I can't decide! Time for another This-or-That! Posted by chris at 08:07 PM Quizes
What the hell? I got an interesting email this morning. If you already didn't know, my personal site is Chris' Game Planet. It's just a place that offers 35 java games for free. Anyway, I got an email from "Chris Game" this morning that read the following:

"My name is chris game, u nicked my name i want royalties, at leats £20 million, other wise i will kick your arse u fucking sporny cunts" [Chris Game]

That's it folks, in all it's unedited glory! Who the hell does this guy think he is? I have never heard of him. Just because we have the same first name (along with 300000 other people in the world) and that I run a game site that it gives him the right to say this? Hell no! I did the conversion for the sum he requested and it would be about $18 million in US. I'm not going to pay a penny. I'm going to be sending a very nice mean email back to this punk. I would be nice to him if he would A) Learn to type B) Write a formal request. But I have no time for these kind of idiots! He's probably ticked that when you search for "Chris Game" in Google you get my site! That's bullshit! I'm not going to sue Chris Pirillo for have the #1 search for "Chris" (I'm now on page 8, a month ago I was on page 500). This guy needs to stop and smell the donuts!

P.S. What is a sporny?

"You have not arrived on the internet until you have a hate group" [Chris Pirillo] Posted by chris at 12:03 PM CGP
   Monday, April 29, 2002
Monday Mission 2.17 To read my Monday Mission click Read on. Posted by chris at 11:29 PM Internet
UPSP Jersey I finally got my Lance Armstrong USPS jersey today! I'm not a huge bike rider, but when you can't drive you have to make do. There are times that I go for 30-40 mile rides. Very relaxing, plus it gets me away from my PC. This jersey was no drop in the bucket. I shelled out $80 for this baby! Oh well, it's better then buying a $10000 car.

Jersey
Posted by chris at 10:54 PM Biking
   Sunday, April 28, 2002
That figures My Geek Horoscope

"The 120 MB download size was the first clue that something else might be bundled with the simple text editor, but the 300 page license agreement and the 17 hour install time finally convinces you." Posted by chris at 08:47 PM Internet
Woohoo! YAY! Blues Brother's 2000 on VH1!!! One of the best movies ever!

bluesbrothers.jpg
Posted by chris at 03:17 PM Misc
Linux Fun If I havn't said it before, I will say it now. I love Linux! But I was looking over at Think Geek. And in their clearence items I saw this. All I can do is :rofl Posted by chris at 01:30 PM Internet
Pass the crack this way I think the webmaster of the MSI Corp. website needs to lay off the wacky weed. If you watch the tittle bar for too long you might go into a trance. Posted by chris at 01:02 AM Internet

Copyright Chris 2004.