The 2nd post was from my friend Jason. He is a crazy mofo. w00t! Posted by chris at 11:21 PM April Fools • (0) Trackbacks
Fooled ya!
Pass the crack this way! No, I didn't write the last entry. But can you guess who? It's not that hard, he has a very destinct writing style.
Things didn't go as planned, I had 4 people lined up to post, but I'm not sure where they got to. Oh well.
So does anyone want to buy me a Shrinter? Posted by chris at 10:23 PM April Fools • (0) Trackbacks
Tuesday, April 30, 2002
Things didn't go as planned, I had 4 people lined up to post, but I'm not sure where they got to. Oh well.
So does anyone want to buy me a Shrinter? Posted by chris at 10:23 PM April Fools • (0) Trackbacks
Thanks a lot Mike!
Ok, if you have been reading my blog for a month you know that on April Fool's day :mikec and I traded blogs for a day. Well of course being the sneaky (and downright funny) people we are, we cracked on each other a little bit.
Well anyway, Mike wanted to be funny and post this. Yes, I laughed, I bet he laughed twice as hard while he was writing it. I had no hard feelings about it til now. I just check my referrers and noticed that 5 people have hit this site looking for "no undies". Thanks Mike, I'm trying to make a name for myself on this blog and you had to give me this stinker. :wink j/k.
UPDATE: If you search Google for "no undies" I am the 2nd site. Damn you Mike! Posted by chris at 11:29 PM April Fools •
Monday, April 01, 2002
Well anyway, Mike wanted to be funny and post this. Yes, I laughed, I bet he laughed twice as hard while he was writing it. I had no hard feelings about it til now. I just check my referrers and noticed that 5 people have hit this site looking for "no undies". Thanks Mike, I'm trying to make a name for myself on this blog and you had to give me this stinker. :wink j/k.
UPDATE: If you search Google for "no undies" I am the 2nd site. Damn you Mike! Posted by chris at 11:29 PM April Fools •
George Lucas
I'm totally stoked! I just got my George Lucas Fan Club newsletter and found out that once Lucas completes Episode III he's moving on to his next project: Howard the Duck Part II.
That is going to be sweet. Howard the Duck was one of the greatest cinematic events of my lifetime. Lucas's abilities for science fiction are unsurpassed, which is clearly evident in Howard the Duck. The number of unanswered questions in Howard the Duck are many, which is what makes this so exciting. Sadly, those questions won't be answered for many years because Lucas is going to be covering the story BEFORE Howard goes to Earth, on his Duck Planet. I can't wait.
People are already speculating that the lines for HTD2 are going to start several weeks before the release. I'll be one of the people camping out. Howard the Duck is one of my all time favorite films and you can bet I'll be there first for the sequal! AWESOME! Duck Power!! Posted by chris at 08:46 PM April Fools •
That is going to be sweet. Howard the Duck was one of the greatest cinematic events of my lifetime. Lucas's abilities for science fiction are unsurpassed, which is clearly evident in Howard the Duck. The number of unanswered questions in Howard the Duck are many, which is what makes this so exciting. Sadly, those questions won't be answered for many years because Lucas is going to be covering the story BEFORE Howard goes to Earth, on his Duck Planet. I can't wait.
People are already speculating that the lines for HTD2 are going to start several weeks before the release. I'll be one of the people camping out. Howard the Duck is one of my all time favorite films and you can bet I'll be there first for the sequal! AWESOME! Duck Power!! Posted by chris at 08:46 PM April Fools •
No undies!
I declare today "No Underwear Day." For me, this is not much of a problem. The truth of the matter is, I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something very unusual.
So, you heard it here, folks! Strip off the underwear and live your lives Commando Style! Let the underwear-less festivities begin! Posted by chris at 07:12 PM April Fools •
So, you heard it here, folks! Strip off the underwear and live your lives Commando Style! Let the underwear-less festivities begin! Posted by chris at 07:12 PM April Fools •
Maury
I just got an email from The Maury Show. They want me to contact their producers and discuss "something" with them about a future show they're doing. This has me concerned because I'm not a transvestite or a deadbeat dad, so what could they want to talk to me about.
Their automated phone response calls them "The New Maury Show" so maybe they're a little more conservative about what they cover. Hopefully, they want to talk to me about my new show. We'll see.
Did anyone else get an email from Maury? If so, post about it here! Posted by chris at 06:29 PM April Fools •
Their automated phone response calls them "The New Maury Show" so maybe they're a little more conservative about what they cover. Hopefully, they want to talk to me about my new show. We'll see.
Did anyone else get an email from Maury? If so, post about it here! Posted by chris at 06:29 PM April Fools •
Oh my!
This morning while chatting with my close personal friend, Leo Laporte, I learned that TechTV was going to sign a contract with me for my very own show. Look out Chris Pirillo, you've got some competition. I'm quite excited by the terms of the contract. They're going to pay me lots of money every week to blow hot air. It should be fun.
This show is going to be called "Chris Hileman's Windbag Hour." It has nothing to do with technology, but TechTV wants to air it anyway. I'll be interviewing some pretty compelling people. Among them are Elian Gonzalez & Janet Reno, Gary Coleman and Linda Tripp. We've already lined up a few show topics:
We'll also be debating hot topics like "Why does Swingline dominate the stapler market?" and "If you can download ringtones, why can't you download car alarm tones?"
If you'd like to be an advertiser on the show, just email me or send me a cashier's check or money order. I'm also accepting bribes if there's a topic you'd prefer I didn't cover. Posted by chris at 04:57 PM April Fools •
This show is going to be called "Chris Hileman's Windbag Hour." It has nothing to do with technology, but TechTV wants to air it anyway. I'll be interviewing some pretty compelling people. Among them are Elian Gonzalez & Janet Reno, Gary Coleman and Linda Tripp. We've already lined up a few show topics:
- Cellphones - They're cool
- Nutrasweet - What does the "Nutra" part mean?
- Chris Pirillo - toupee or not a toupee?
We'll also be debating hot topics like "Why does Swingline dominate the stapler market?" and "If you can download ringtones, why can't you download car alarm tones?"
If you'd like to be an advertiser on the show, just email me or send me a cashier's check or money order. I'm also accepting bribes if there's a topic you'd prefer I didn't cover. Posted by chris at 04:57 PM April Fools •
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